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BE IT KNOWN in honour of the most noble union of YVETTE GUILLEMOT, of Ubisoft, and DAMIEN HOUSER, of Rockstar, that the FRANCHISES ARE JOINED. The Franchise ASSASSIN'S CREED has begotten upon the Franchise GRAND THEFT AUTO the Game ASSASSIN'S CREED: VICE CITY. Play it, and give thanks. I'm confident I speak for all patriots when I say how delighted I am that Mme Yvette and Mr Damien are finally to be wed. This game has been specially commissioned to celebrate their union, and is to be generously distributed free (even the DLC and Season Pass are offered at a subsidised price).
It is a symbol both of Yvette's and Damien's love, and almost as importantly, of the commercial alliance between the Spiral of Montreuil and the Star of New York. The Open World Wars have claimed too many innocent personae over the last five years. Peace between Ubisoft and Rockstar is long overdue.
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