Nintendo has announced the theme of its next Splatoon 2 Splatfest in Europe and it's... well... let's just say that if you thought the whole toilet roll thing was a bit of damp squib, you're probably not going to like this one very much either.When Splatfest next arrives on November 4th, European participants will be battling it out to decide which is superior: cold breakfasts or...um...warm breakfasts.
That's right! This month's battle lines place soggy cereal and clammy pastries on one side, and tepid sausages and lukewarm scrambled egg on the other. What a time to be alive! Presumably hot breakfasts were deemed as too much of a scalding risk. That Nintendo, always thinking of the children.
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