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  • A hello and some humor :)

    1st....hello to all of the BIA people and all thier friends. I know some of you remember me and some probably not. To those I know and to those I don't.......

    blessings and good wishes to you and yours




    And now a bit of humor.........

    Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently
    installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows
    XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD
    had become precious to me, but he said: "Do not worry, it is unharmed".

    After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: "Take a close look at it." To my surprise the CD was
    quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of
    the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription shone
    piercingly bright and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

    12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElO E5IOCC98D44AA08E324

    “I cannot understand the fiery letters”, I said in a timid voice. “No but I can”, he said. “The letters are Hex, of an ancient
    mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:


    One OS to rule them all,
    One OS to find them,
    One OS to bring them all
    And in the darkness bind them.

    It is only two lines from a verse long known in System lore:

    "Three OS's from corporate kings in their towers of glass, Seven from valley lords where orchards used to grow, Nine from
    dotcoms doomed to die, One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
    One OS to rule them all, one OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Redmond
    where the Shadows lie."



    It WANTS to be installed


    Take care one and all,

    Cats
    Last edited by CatsMeow<TK1>; 06-29-2003, 07:56 AM.
    come visit us at www.tankkillers.com

  • #2
    Cats....nice to see you at forums!! You also take care!
    Miss_KillYa



    If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

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    • #3
      LOL, how are u my friend, good to see you here...

      That gates is wierd, he musta be mexican
      Learn on other people mistakes.....
      You can never make them all!!!!

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      • #4
        Hi

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        • #5
          v54!! =)

          No hagas lo que no te guste que hagan a ti..


          LIFE IS TOO SHORT.. LOVE IS SEEING AN IMPERFECT PERSON, PERFECT!!

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          • #6


            Hi Cats! Are you sure there are ppl who don´t know you?

            XOXO
            Greetz,

            Sandra
            |ToaK|cu99




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            • #7
              Watch out, Cats about! v14, v14, v35!

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