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Why Latinos can't be Terrorists
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed
all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention
to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we
would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we
would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have
told everyone a week before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10. We would have put our country's flag on
the windshield.
ARE YO! U A LATINO? HOW CAN YOU TELL
FOR SURE?
1) If you have ever be en hit by a "Chancla"
2) If you grew up scared by something
called "El Cucuy"
3) If others tell you to stop screaming
when you are really just talking.
4) If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on
the night before your big test
5) If you use your lips to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".
7) If your mother yells at the top of her
lungs to call you for dinner, even if it's a
one bedroom apartment.
8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or
salsa without music.
9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive
oil and can't figure out why your butt is
getting bigger. <B! R
10) If you have at least thirty cousins,
not including loco Julio working at "Mc Donalds".
11) If you are in a five passenger car with
seven people in it and a person is shouting
"subanse, todavia caben!"
12) If whenever you feel ! under the weath er,
you compulsively dab on some "vapor rub" all < BR>over your chest and
inside
your nostrils.
13) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every
day even though you've just turned thirty-two.
14) If you call the North Americans "gringos"
including Canadians and call all Asian people "chinos"
or"chinitos". AND you call the corner store "the
chinito store"
15) If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado" or
"Cantinflas".
If you don't need any explanations, you know
you are truly a Latino!
LMAO 
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed
all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention
to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we
would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we
would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have
told everyone a week before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10. We would have put our country's flag on
the windshield.
ARE YO! U A LATINO? HOW CAN YOU TELL
FOR SURE?
1) If you have ever be en hit by a "Chancla"
2) If you grew up scared by something
called "El Cucuy"
3) If others tell you to stop screaming
when you are really just talking.
4) If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on
the night before your big test
5) If you use your lips to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".
7) If your mother yells at the top of her
lungs to call you for dinner, even if it's a
one bedroom apartment.
8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or
salsa without music.
9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive
oil and can't figure out why your butt is
getting bigger. <B! R
10) If you have at least thirty cousins,
not including loco Julio working at "Mc Donalds".
11) If you are in a five passenger car with
seven people in it and a person is shouting
"subanse, todavia caben!"
12) If whenever you feel ! under the weath er,
you compulsively dab on some "vapor rub" all < BR>over your chest and
inside
your nostrils.
13) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every
day even though you've just turned thirty-two.
14) If you call the North Americans "gringos"
including Canadians and call all Asian people "chinos"
or"chinitos". AND you call the corner store "the
chinito store"
15) If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado" or
"Cantinflas".
If you don't need any explanations, you know
you are truly a Latino!
LMAO
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