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  • HEHE funny

    I dont know if anyone has posted this...but I thought this was hilarious!!!!

    QUESTION: What is a Cat?

    1. Cats do what they want.
    2. They rarely listen to you.
    3. They're totally unpredictable.
    4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
    7. They're moody.
    8. They spend an extraordinary amount of time grooming themselves.
    9. They act as if its only as a favor to you that they spend any time with you.

    CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

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    QUESTION: What is a Dog?

    1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
    2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
    3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
    4. They growl when they are not happy.
    5. When you want to play, they want to play.
    6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    7. They leave their toys everywhere.
    8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
    9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

    CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats
    Miss_KillYa



    If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

  • #2
    Okay one more....and since I am blonde...I thought this was humoruos.


    Because I'm Blonde?

    A girl came skipping home from school one day.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other
    kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
    6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
    she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
    could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,"
    she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the
    other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank
    top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

    "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
    Miss_KillYa



    If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

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    • #3
      HEHE funny

      Originally posted by Miss_KillYa
      Okay one more....and since I am blonde...I thought this was humoruos.


      Because I'm Blonde?

      A girl came skipping home from school one day.

      "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other
      kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
      6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

      "Very good," said her mother.

      "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

      "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

      The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
      she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
      could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

      "Very good," said her mother.

      "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

      "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

      The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,"
      she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the
      other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank
      top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

      "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

      "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

      "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
      ROFLMAO.... Nice one Miss_KillYa

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      • #4
        lol
        0l\lLy L4m3r5 5p34l< L33t

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        • #5
          lol i knew the last one but its stil SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


          lmao!!!!!!
          ILL BE BACK!!!!!!

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          • #6
            hahah Shell.. nice one lol
            Viva La Ritz!

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            • #7
              lol ....lmfoa.....lol
              splendid!

              For i have become the destroyer of worlds

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              • #8
                That was hilarious..lol

                No hagas lo que no te guste que hagan a ti..


                LIFE IS TOO SHORT.. LOVE IS SEEING AN IMPERFECT PERSON, PERFECT!!

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