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I'll be there with my RW on and a Thompson in my hand...
I was supposed to grab drinks with colleagues from work, but this chic from SanFran wants me to go straight to her hotel room.
I told her, "Hey, I can't make it tonight babe. I've got to practice with my internet gaming buddies because we have a big match this weekend."
She was like, "Nerd, I was going to fire you up like you was 420. But now, forget it, loser."
I replied, "Loser? Yes, we have lost the last 5 matches in a row, which is why we need to practice. Biotch."
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I was supposed to grab drinks with colleagues from work, but this chic from SanFran wants me to go straight to her hotel room.
I told her, "Hey, I can't make it tonight babe. I've got to practice with my internet gaming buddies because we have a big match this weekend."
She was like, "Nerd, I was going to fire you up like you was 420. But now, forget it, loser."
I replied, "Loser? Yes, we have lost the last 5 matches in a row, which is why we need to practice. Biotch."
This fiction was brought to you by:
Computer Guy's Never Get Laid
