Axe Effect

[Mariachi]

Click the link to find out your variety. hehe

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[[BiA] MasterMind]

Your match is ORION. Spray Axe ORION your arms and across your chest every day, and soon you will meet your customized dream girl.

[[BiA]Wonderboy]

You have selected hot librarian who will say "It's too quiet in here. Can you make me scream?" Then suggestively put banana in her mouth and invite you to come see her chinese love basket, waterbed covered with baby oil and twin sister. She will show you tricks she learned in history of dairy cow milking until you are blinded with pleasure.

I have no idea how Banan managed to find his way in there!

[[BiA]Wonderboy]

You have selected Icelandic woman with tongue that can tie cherry stem in knot wearing skimpy field hockey skirt who will come on to you in Museum of Natural History, reptile exhibit "like E. coli on a bus station hamburger." Icelandic woman will rip off everything but her special locket from great-grandmother, invite you to lick whipped cream off her stomach, then work her magic until you suffer from delusions of being an ancient Roman emperor.

This could keep me amused for hours

[|BoB| Michael]

i already have my dream woman.......(no need to say more)

[Bertie]

i like the blow up doll

...Did i ever tell you guys about the nite i spent with a blowup sheep?

[|BoB| Michael]

you meen her bertie?
:P

[Bertie]

That worries me m8, you knew what i was talking about

[|BoB| Michael]

i send her to you remember?
:P LoL

[|BoB| Michael]

you knew i was going to post this did you?

[Bertie]

YOU... you were not meant to tell, Aaaarrrggghhhhh V583

[|BoB| Michael]

V583.....sorry my friend

[Bertie]

It's cool, never worry
...But would you send me another one, I lent it to wronghole and he 'broke' it

[[BiA] MasterMind]

Originally posted by =|RFA|=ThunderBalls
It's cool, never worry
...But would you send me another one, I lent it to wronghole and he 'broke' it

FRICKIN LoLz0rZzZz!!!!!!

[|BoB| Michael]

Originally posted by =|RFA|=ThunderBalls
It's cool, never worry
...But would you send me another one, I lent it to wronghole and he 'broke' it

i wonder how he did that????
anyways i already sended it to you my friend,have fun