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Im Tired!
IM TIRED!!!! Yes I’m tired. For years I been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, dieting, underarm odour, yellow wax build up and other maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living.
But I’ve found out it ain’t that.
I’m tired because I’m overworked.
The population of the country is 18 million. 9 million are retired. That leaves 9 million to do the work. There are 5 million in school. That leaves 4 million to do the work. 1.75 are unemployed and 1.25 million are employed by the government. That leaves only 1 million to do the work.
500,000 are in the armed forces, which leaves only 500,000 to do the work. 250,000 are employed by local council leaving only 250,000 to do the work. There are 175,000 people in hospital and 74, 998 in prison.
This leaves 2 people to do the work.
You and me.
And your sitting on your ass reading this.
NO WONDER I’M FREAKING TIRED!!!
But I’ve found out it ain’t that.
I’m tired because I’m overworked.
The population of the country is 18 million. 9 million are retired. That leaves 9 million to do the work. There are 5 million in school. That leaves 4 million to do the work. 1.75 are unemployed and 1.25 million are employed by the government. That leaves only 1 million to do the work.
500,000 are in the armed forces, which leaves only 500,000 to do the work. 250,000 are employed by local council leaving only 250,000 to do the work. There are 175,000 people in hospital and 74, 998 in prison.
This leaves 2 people to do the work.
You and me.
And your sitting on your ass reading this.
NO WONDER I’M FREAKING TIRED!!!
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