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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL
5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Reply...
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works
as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will create
Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider additional
software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL
5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Reply...
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works
as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will create
Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider additional
software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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