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A Redneck calls 911:
"Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes, What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir".
The next day, the Police Officers descend on Mike's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood but find no marijuana. They curse, swear at, and apologise to Mike and leave....
The next day the phone rings at Mike's house.
"Hey, Mike! Did the Police come to your house?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy."
"Yes, What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir".
The next day, the Police Officers descend on Mike's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood but find no marijuana. They curse, swear at, and apologise to Mike and leave....
The next day the phone rings at Mike's house.
"Hey, Mike! Did the Police come to your house?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy."
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