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Heard most of these jokes in the last week or so, some you will find funny as others you will not
Plus i'm sorry if i offend any of you guys with them, they are only jokes...
black man was found in South africa with 58 stab wounds, 69 gun shot wounds & his hands in handcuffs.....
The judge ruled it was the worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
All the women in Iraq have shaved their pubic hair off and are goin on protest...
Their plackcards say 'Read our Lips..
No more Bush!
Elephant says to the camel 'Why are your boobs on your back?'
camel says 'Thats a F"£kin% good one comming from someone with their dick on their face!'
They have found the black box from the shuttle, the last words were - "Go on let her have a go, what harm can it do!!!"
How do you teach a woman maths?
Add a bed,
Subract her clothes
divide her legs
enter your route square
leave your solution
&
Hope she doesn't multiply!!!!
A farmer said to his misses, if you had bigger tits we could get rid of the cows.
She replied
if you had a bigger cock we could get rid of the tractor driver!
FOR SALE:
Set of encyclopedia, 45 volumes, Excellent conditions,
£300 (or nearest offer)
No longer needed the wife knows Feckin everything
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field
Guys please post some jokes here, i need a good laugh
Heard most of these jokes in the last week or so, some you will find funny as others you will not
Plus i'm sorry if i offend any of you guys with them, they are only jokes...
black man was found in South africa with 58 stab wounds, 69 gun shot wounds & his hands in handcuffs.....
The judge ruled it was the worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
All the women in Iraq have shaved their pubic hair off and are goin on protest...
Their plackcards say 'Read our Lips..
No more Bush!
Elephant says to the camel 'Why are your boobs on your back?'
camel says 'Thats a F"£kin% good one comming from someone with their dick on their face!'
They have found the black box from the shuttle, the last words were - "Go on let her have a go, what harm can it do!!!"
How do you teach a woman maths?
Add a bed,
Subract her clothes
divide her legs
enter your route square
leave your solution
&
Hope she doesn't multiply!!!!
A farmer said to his misses, if you had bigger tits we could get rid of the cows.
She replied
if you had a bigger cock we could get rid of the tractor driver!
FOR SALE:
Set of encyclopedia, 45 volumes, Excellent conditions,
£300 (or nearest offer)
No longer needed the wife knows Feckin everything
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field
Guys please post some jokes here, i need a good laugh
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