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    [BiA]Masterz0r

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    • Size-ist jokes and comments about "it"!

      Please confim that you are 18 or over before reading the rest of this post!

      Q. Do you know what they say about big hands and big feet?
      A. Two out of three ain't bad

      Anyway, "it" might only be small, but it's big enough to fill a pram!

      I'm a perfect gentleman. I don't smoke, I don't drink and I only swear when "it" slips out.

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      • lmao Jim..!

        There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean REALLY REALLY drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he tumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her against a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said "Not very tough tonight, are you Batman!!".
        Viva La Ritz!

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        • Originally posted by DXII =Ritsuzen=
          Jesp?! That guy in your signature.. has something strange growing from his chin!! ( Ewwww! )
          Maybe, he ought to see a doctor about that

          Looks like a small kitten if you ask me
          lol

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          • atleased the tail
            ILL BE BACK!!!!!!

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            • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm














































































































              Tasty!
              lol

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              • An old Tommy Cooper joke :-

                A man walks into a bar .....

                Urrghh!!!!!, it was an iron bar

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                • What's got 7 eyes but can't see?

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                  • i dont know

                    whats got seven eyes and cant see
                    lol

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                    • Three mechanical cows shagging with their eyes shut, and a one eyed rabbit playing the flute whilst belly dancing to the tune of jingle bells?

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                      • Originally posted by |AoD|ThunderBalls
                        How dogy are you?
                        You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

                        Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

                        Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

                        *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

                        [BiA]Masterz0r

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                        • Originally posted by |AoD|ThunderBalls
                          Three mechanical cows shagging with their eyes shut, and a one eyed rabbit playing the flute whilst belly dancing to the tune of jingle bells?
                          LOL

                          Your a worry Bertie!
                          Viva La Ritz!

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                          • WOW - that's a better answer than mine Bertie, I'll have to remember it.

                            My answer to "what has 7 eyes and can't see?" is
                            three blind mice and half a sheeps head!

                            Ok, here's another one for you to use your imagination on
                            What has four wings but can not fly?

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                            • one time at the bandcamp.......
                              Pure (Sweden) Biggest nOOb ever....Free Birth

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                              • Years in prison: 71 Potential fine: £7000




                                I have been a bad boy wooooo hooooooo
                                0l\lLy L4m3r5 5p34l< L33t

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