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[COR[NL]]

Originally posted by [BiA]Kitten
if you are driving a car at the speed of light and you switched on the headlights would they come on?

Steve,

Thats a good question I have never drive that fast hehe.

[|BoB| Michael]

Originally posted by [BiA] Sgt. Horvath
and I wish you guys could eat Brazilian barbq, specially you [BiA] !wilnis.nl!

is that an invitation? it is a pitty you live to far away greets Michael

[[BiA] MasterMind]

Originally posted by [BiA] COR
Steve,

Thats a good question I have never drive that fast hehe.

You don't ???

[Shyfire]

i do!!!!
well nearly......

[[BiA] MasterMind]

Originally posted by [BiA]Shyfire
i do!!!!
well nearly......

all i gonna say is this:

OOPS

[|BoB| Mr Kitten]

On the speeding theme, its an old one but still funnt


Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers Please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and a senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner.
Woman: I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.

[[BiA] Skywalker]

spam

[[BiA] MasterMind]

Originally posted by [BiA] Skywalker
spam

v52

it's fun

[|BoB| Michael]

i like,good one kitten!

[COR[NL]]

Steve, LMFAO man.hehe

[Shyfire]

i think i will remember that one....could come in handy!
thx!!

[[BiA] MasterMind]

Originally posted by [BiA]Shyfire
i think i will remember that one....could come in handy!
thx!!

hehe

[[BiA] wjs5]

ive heard it before except at some point the lady says she has a gun in the glove box...

ohh and if you turned you lights on when going lightspeed they 'would' come on but wether or not you would be able to see them on the other hand...

[|BoB| Mr Kitten]

if you can find me a car tht goes that fast great.

I will have a go at driving it.

One question I wonder how much the insurance would be

[Bertie]

Don’t you just love quantum mechanics’?

Originally posted by [BiA]Kitten
if you are driving a car at the speed of light and you switched on the headlights would they come on?

Do you think if you went far enough out into space and used a big enough telescope you would be able to see the dinosaurs ????